HOW TO drive down steep downhill in snow and ice, in an automatic Freightliner semi truck

OW TO drive down steep downhill in snow and ice, in an automatic Freightliner semi truck …. I like to reverse down a snow covered mountain road and sit in the back seat while facing backwards while holding two bananas and making engine noises with my mouth while clutching my sphincter muscles with a cigar in the left side of my mouth and a cigarette on the right with one of those beer hat’s that has a funnel going from a bottle of jack straight into my asshole and the other side having a single malt scotch whisky while playing the fiddle naked with my feet

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